Don't smoke crack

During our most recent visit to the doctor, we met a different physician.  I think they want you to meet a few different doctors, because they can't predict which one will be delivering the baby.

This lady had a more relaxed attitude than our last doctor.  She was funny and a little sarcastic.  Here are a couple examples:

The doctor took a look at Lindsey's charts and said, "Well, this looks boring.  Nothing to see here.  In preganancy, when everything's normal and the charts are boring, that's a good thing.  And you guys are definitely boring."

Later, she asked if we had any other questions.  I said, "Just curious... We've heard a few different things... What's your opinion on drinking a glass of wine every once in a while during pregnancy?"  I asked because Lindsey has been very careful and conservative.  I was honestly wondering if the doctor thought it was necessary to be so cautious.  

The doctor responded, "There's no evidence that shows a single glass of wine will affect a baby's development.  There is evidence that shows drinking heavily is clearly a problem.  And we know for sure that not drinking is fine.  So - I'd never tell a patient it's okay to drink every day, but I think it's safe to say a glass of wine every once in a while is probably okay.  Oh - also... don't smoke crack."